1. Comfort is no excuse for wearing Crocs publicly.
  2. Please don't give the Presidency to a man who only reads books about himself.
  3. Rob Schneider does not need his own Netflix show.
  4. We shouldn't elect local candidates who speak the national partisan politics speak.
    What if he turns out to be one of those bad popes?? And then is in power a really long time???
  6. We're good on Madea films.
  7. I'd like to REQUIRE tax records for ALL future candidates PRIOR to them being sworn in.
  8. Can we focus just a little of our technology know-how on eliminating concert ticket scalpers?
  9. Can we focus a much larger percentage of our technology know-how on obliterating cancer?
  10. Can we push those pets-being-mistreated commercials to after 8 p.m. so my girls can go to sleep without counting shivering puppies?
    They get the message. Trust me.
  11. Blowing cigarette smoke in the path of other humans is not okay.
    Suggested by @kate81
  12. Please don't let/require students and teachers to carry guns in school.
  13. Inviting a cover band to play your inauguration is bad optics.
  14. let people get off the subway before you try to get on! if people get off the train first, there's empty room for you to then take up.
    what about this seems to be so confounding to people!???
    Suggested by @americson
  15. #BangThe🥁
    Suggested by @BWN_7
  16. Don't act like a Nazi
    Suggested by @MatthewAlmont
  17. Please don't feed your babies Mountain Dew
    I'm hoping this a parody site, but I don't believe it is. Sigh.
    Suggested by @Dashelamet
  18. put your phone down & pay attention... you're driving!
    also, put your phone down & pay attention... your school age child is walking up & down the aisles licking packages of food.
    Suggested by @victralala
  19. Slight correction
    Giphy downsized medium
    Rob Schneider does not deserve ANY show.
    Suggested by @Jaycer17
  20. You people who have never lived anywhere but within a 20-mile radius of your rural hometown and maybe haven't even traveled anywhere out of state? You don't get to accuse "latte-sipping liberals" of living in a "bubble" and not understanding "the real America".
    After living the first 18 years of my life in a small, isolated Texas town in the middle of nowhere and KNOWING WHO THESE PEOPLE ARE, this makes me burn with white-hot rage.
    Suggested by @camthemaam
    Suggested by @readjulia
  22. No, honey, bears are not a threat to U.S. School children. You are going to school.
    Suggested by @bronweyn