[🤔] THINGS I THINK THAT "BREITBART" MIGHT BE

  1. The kindergartener who has sushi brought in for lunch
  2. A new suburban development just west of Dover, Delaware
  3. A financial periodical written in a pretentiously small font size
  4. A designer collection of window curtains
  5. The hottest new watercolor artist in Petaluma, California
  6. A giant dumpster file of nudie mags, shredded financial documents, and tires