[👵🏼] THINGS TAYLOR SWIFT SAID WHEN MEETING TOM HIDDLESTON'S MOM

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    Please, call me Taylor. "Miss Swift" is the name of my forthcoming album.
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    Real quick, could I get your John Hancock on this non-disclosure agreement? This section is a non-compete clause. And then down here just states that I may use anything I learn from you about Tom in an upcoming diss track. Pretty standard.
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    Oh, no thank you. I only eat things that are inorganic.
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    (Sorry, I'm contractually obligated to whisper when not on stage or on set.)
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    What a great house you have! Where is your oxygen bar?
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    Do you have any hobbies, Mrs. Hiddleston, or would you say you just keep it Loki?
    (TOM! GET IN HERE! I just made an Avengers joke!)
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    Oh, my parents? They're very down to earth. Well, you know, not literally, since I bought them that moon bungalow...
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    So, do you have a squad yet, Mrs. H?
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    Well, it was great meeting you. I'd better get back to my producer.
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