1. Weekly World News
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  2. Padded Bras
  3. The Ten Commandments
  4. Video Thumbnails
  5. Newsies
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  6. The Oscars
  7. "After these messages..."
  8. Horoscopes
  9. Rickrolling
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  10. "Pay to the order of..." Junk Mail
  11. Fortune Cookies
  12. Email Subject Lines
  13. Happy Meals
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  14. "To be continued..."
  15. Casey's Top 40
  16. Faces of Death
  17. Stealing a Toddler's Nose
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  18. The Jerry Springer Show
  19. "Tune in at 11 to find out..."
  20. Aesop's Fables
  21. Rosebud
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  22. Mad Magazine Fold-ins
  23. "7 Dirty Words You Can't Say on TV"
  24. Movie Poster Taglines
  25. Jeopardy Categories
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  26. How to Win Friends and Influence People
  27. "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover"
  28. Knock Knock Jokes
  29. Porn
  30. Greeting Cards
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  31. I Can't Believe It's Not Butter
  32. Ripley's Believe It Or Not
  33. Gift Wrapping
  34. Local News Promos
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