[🍊] TRUMP-ISMS, RANKED

Trigger Warning: some of these are only appropriate in the confines of an imaginary locker room. #Politics
  1. 12.
    Yuuuuuge
    Alt: Yuge
  2. 11.
    Gina
    Asian country. Or continent, not sure.
  3. 10.
    Loser
    Anyone who doesn't do so much winning, all Democrats, most GOP, Bobby DeNiro.
  4. 9.
    Bigly
    Alt: Big League
  5. 8.
    P*ssyhandle
    Proper way to shake a woman you've just met.
  6. 7.
    Lightweight
    Any candidate who can't debate while high on pure cocaine.
  7. 6.
    Nasty Woman
    Alt: Woman (It's okay, he's women's biggest supporter—after all, HE'S MARRIED TO ONE.)
  8. 5.
    C*ckblogger
    These Reddit nerds trying to rat out his cheat game.
  9. 4.
    Bad Hombre
    Any man of any nationality who might be a rapist or a drug dealer from Mexico.
  10. 3.
    Rigged Election
    Alt: Typical Election
  11. 2.
    Bumhumper
    Any one of the 99%.
  12. 1.
    The Blacks
    A family he knows, perhaps?