[🍊] TRUMP-ISMS, RANKED
Trigger Warning: some of these are only appropriate in the confines of an imaginary locker room. #Politics
- 12.YuuuuugeAlt: Yuge
- 11.GinaAsian country. Or continent, not sure.
- 10.LoserAnyone who doesn't do so much winning, all Democrats, most GOP, Bobby DeNiro.
- 9.BiglyAlt: Big League
- 8.P*ssyhandleProper way to shake a woman you've just met.
- 7.LightweightAny candidate who can't debate while high on pure cocaine.
- 6.Nasty WomanAlt: Woman (It's okay, he's women's biggest supporter—after all, HE'S MARRIED TO ONE.)
- 5.C*ckbloggerThese Reddit nerds trying to rat out his cheat game.
- 4.Bad HombreAny man of any nationality who might be a rapist or a drug dealer from Mexico.
- 3.Rigged ElectionAlt: Typical Election
- 2.BumhumperAny one of the 99%.
- 1.The BlacksA family he knows, perhaps?