[🍊] TRUMP-ISMS, RANKED
Trigger Warning: some of these are only appropriate in the confines of an imaginary locker room. #Politics
- •YuuuuugeAlt: Yuge
- •GinaAsian country. Or continent, not sure.
- •LoserAnyone who doesn't do so much winning, all Democrats, most GOP, Bobby DeNiro.
- •BiglyAlt: Big League
- •P*ssyhandleProper way to shake a woman you've just met.
- •LightweightAny candidate who can't debate while high on pure cocaine.
- •Nasty WomanAlt: Woman (It's okay, he's women's biggest supporter—after all, HE'S MARRIED TO ONE.)
- •C*ckbloggerThese Reddit nerds trying to rat out his cheat game.
- •Bad HombreAny man of any nationality who might be a rapist or a drug dealer from Mexico.
- •Rigged ElectionAlt: Typical Election
- •BumhumperAny one of the 99%.
- •The BlacksA family he knows, perhaps?