[🔮] WAYS THAT I KNOW—WITH ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY—THAT WE LIVE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE
- •Kellyanne Conway acknowledged on national television that there are, in fact, ALTERNATIVE facts!Facts from some kind of dimensional wormhole! (Mostly crowd- and ratings-related, tho.)
- •All of the #MAGA hats prepared for the Inauguration were made in CHINA—after Trump said he'd put AMERICA first!Yeah, right! In what dimension??
- •White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer told the media they were lying after referencing aerial shots of past Inaugurations and saying, "LOOK! You HAVE to believe more ppl came to ours!"Ok, maybe on Parallel Alpha 3627-Z, but not here, bizarro Sean Spicer!