1. Made sure I didn't start paying for my SeeSo account.
  2. Rinsed. REPEATED.
  3. Stuck around to see how low the price of the infomercial's iron-on window screen patch would go.
    Surprisingly low.
  4. Ascertained which fun-sized candy bar is most breakfast-appropriate.
    3 Musketeers
  5. Watched the full-length version of Michael Jackson's "Thriller" on YouTube, including his caveat at the beginning of the video where he does not condone the occult.