Quick story: I mistakenly received a confirmation for a different (read:better) Pete Moore, approving me/him for membership into a gun club. (Oops, maybe the first rule was not to say anything?) It got me thinking... #Pete
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  2. First, I would draw it out of a makeshift holster that I would have fashioned from a belt.
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  3. Then, spin it on my finger a ridiculous number of times.
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  4. Then tough talk into a mirror with it.
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  5. Then, pretend to walk away but *then* whip around and pull the trigger repeatedly.
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  6. Then pretend to blow smoke off of the end of it.
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  7. Then probably just a paperweight for my desk.
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