[🔫] WHAT I WOULD DO WITH A GUN
Quick story: I mistakenly received a confirmation for a different (read:better) Pete Moore, approving me/him for membership into a gun club. (Oops, maybe the first rule was not to say anything?) It got me thinking... #Pete
- •First, I would draw it out of a makeshift holster that I would have fashioned from a belt.
- •Then, spin it on my finger a ridiculous number of times.
- •Then tough talk into a mirror with it.
- •Then, pretend to walk away but *then* whip around and pull the trigger repeatedly.
- •Then pretend to blow smoke off of the end of it.
- •Then probably just a paperweight for my desk.