[👩🏼] WHAT TAYLOR SWIFT IS UP TO THESE DAYS

  1. Writing diss tracks
  2. Finishing the marketing plan for her new line of mayonnaise and salted crackers
  3. Getting her blood replaced with infant plasma, per usual
  4. Going back through "Lemonade," line by line, just to make sure nothing in there is low key about her
  5. Orchestrating a massive number of one-star reviews on Amazon The Avengers on Blu-Ray and DVD
  6. Look-booking potential squads for a Trump administration vs. a Clinton administration
  7. Taking a yogurt bath
  8. Perfecting her spooky, cautionary tale about Britney Spears to scare trick-or-treaters with
  9. Spending some time in Sub-Saharan Africa, looking for new rhythms to borrow and maybe a shooting location for her upcoming single, "Just Deserts"