[🕵🏻] WHERE EVERYBODY ON LI.ST WENT ALL OF A SUDDEN

  1. Out back for a smoke
  2. To check Twitter real quick
  3. To write for Playboy
  4. They're still here, they're just sublisting you
  5. To write the hot, new musical, "Trump"
  6. To stand in line for "Trump" tickets
  7. To an Indian Reservation/oil pipleline
  8. To rewatch Westworld
    So, so good
  9. Launch party for your new children's album, "The Songs with No Sounds"
  10. Passed out holding breath during Cubs post-season games
  11. To lean in
  12. To swing left
  13. To write the screenplay for Salinger 2
    : Electric Boogaloo
  14. To speak with a lawyer about their reproductive rights