Shit strangers say to redheads...
If you meet a redhead, don't say these things. (Especially if you want to get laid.)
- •Does the carpet match the drapes?
- •Is that natural?
- •Bet you have a temper on you.
- •You must be Irish.
- •I love redheads.
- •I hate redheads.
- •Hey Firecrotch!
- •I'd rather be dead than red on the head.
- •Your hair is so pretty, can I touch it?
- •I heard redheads are freaks in bed, is that true?
- •I can't talk to you. A redhead broke my heart and now I hate all redheads.
- •Don't steal my soul ginger.