If you meet a redhead, don't say these things. (Especially if you want to get laid.)
  1. Does the carpet match the drapes?
  2. Is that natural?
  3. Bet you have a temper on you.
  4. You must be Irish.
  5. I love redheads.
  6. I hate redheads.
  7. Hey Firecrotch!
  8. I'd rather be dead than red on the head.
  9. Your hair is so pretty, can I touch it?
  10. I heard redheads are freaks in bed, is that true?
  11. I can't talk to you. A redhead broke my heart and now I hate all redheads.
  12. Don't steal my soul ginger.