Many of my guilty pleasures got off on a technicality
  1. When George Zimmerman got arrested
  2. When OJ got arrested
  3. When every white cop who got arrested, got arrested
  4. When Dennis Hastert got arrested
  5. When Trumps investigators came back from Hawaii - with darker skin than they left with.
  6. When Lion-Shooting Dentist closed
  7. When Carly Fiorina the list of presidential candidates.