Doughboy Anxiety

I worked through these, but there were some rough days.
  1. So...am I a man or a pastry?
  2. I don't have a social security number, but I have a toll free number.
    What's up with that? (BTW, it's 1-800-775-4777)
  3. Why don't I have a belly button?
  4. I hate the belly poke. Why do I keep saying "Hoo Hoo"?
    It makes people think I enjoy it. I can't seem to help myself.