Hi. I'm The Pillsbury Doughboy, AMA.

Hi!
  1. I just joined li.st now that it's available on iOS, Android and The Crescent Network.
  2. I'm excited to be here!
  3. I love to smile.
  4. I love being a roll model.
  5. I love to dance.
  6. Go ahead then...Ask Me Anything.
  7. I've noticed that you choose to accessorize with an ascot and hat yet you wear no other clothing… are you naked or is this just the classic Smurf look?
    Suggested by   @mallofamanda
  8. @mallofamanda My childhood blood brother Donald Duck and I took an oath to never reveal the truth. I wish I could tell.
    We've both agreed that when one of us passes on, the other can reveal the truth.
  9. Do you hate that finger?
    Suggested by   @gwcoffey
  10. @gwcoffey Hate is a strong word. Let's just say we're not on speaking terms. And his brother the proctologist! Yikes!!!
  11. Have you suffered damage to your internal organs from being poked in the stomach so aggressively for 50 years? (Ruptures, appendicitis, etc.)
    Suggested by   @angusisley
  12. @angusisley Good question. Interestingly he poking didn't start until my teen years, so really it's only been about 35 years that it's been going on. Under that soft exterior is a serious six pack, and I always tighten my core when I see a finger coming my way, so mostly I'm okay.
    After three pokes I count it as Ab Day!
  13. Do you feel bad for allowing so many chubby kids to be poked in your honor?
    If it wasn't for you, my belly wouldn't have been such a clear joke in middle school! They ask me to say "hoo hoo" and I'd just cry! 😭😭😭
    Suggested by   @Boogie
  14. @Boogie i feel your pain. May I suggest taking the Chunk route? Just do The Truffle Shuffle one time and they'll knock it off.
    If that fails, say "Your mom says Hoo Hoo." That'll teach 'em!
  15. Are you mad at me because I'm gluten free?
    I'm not a hippy or anything. It just makes me sick.
    Suggested by   @bluepuddles
  16. @bluepuddles No way! Some of my best friends are gluten free, and we at Pillsbury have products just for you! Recipes, too!