Lists Chef Boyardee would write about me if he were on li.st.

We were college roommates.
  1. HOW MANY YEARS AGO THE "YOUR PASTA SAUCE IS BASICALLY JUST KETCHUP" JOKE GOT OLD
  2. TIMES THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY HAS USED "HOO HOO" INAPPROPRIATELY
  3. THE TIME THE PILLSBURY DOUGHBOY SUPER GLUED THE TV TO THE FOOD CHANNEL
  4. FEMALE TV CHEFS (AND ONE FOOD WRITER) WHO HAVE FILED RESTRAINING ORDERS AGAINST ONE OF US (AND IT WASN'T ME, BUT I WON'T SAY WHO IT WAS)
    In my defense, the one by @gabimoskowitz was written in a pretty flirtatious manner.
  5. OUR NETFLIX CUE LIST (HINT, IT'S NOTHING BUT PILLSBURY ADS!)