These are just my opinion. Some of them may claim differently.
  1. Jolly Green Giant: ISTJ
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    He's very sincere, and so kind. When sitting around a campfire, if you hand him a gigantic guitar, you're in for a real treat.
  2. Sprout: ESTJ
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    The Jolly Green Giant's nephew. Remember Oliver from The Brady Bunch? Remember Scrappy Doo? 'Nuff said.
  3. The Geico Gecko: ENFP
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    A more insincere, creepy little liar, you will never meet. Great insurance, but don't trust this guy with your wifi password.
  4. Cap'n Crunch: ISTJ
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    He's a nice guy, but frankly I get tired of his "I'm the Cap'n of this ship" attitude.
  5. Smokey The Bear: INTJ
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    Friendly enough. Don't invite him on a camping trip unless you want cold food. Cold oatmeal. Cold coffee. Cold s'mores. "I SAID NO FIRES!"
  6. NBC Peacock: ENFP
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    The. Life. Of. The. Party. Keep the good liquor locked up.
  7. Gene from Bob's Burgers: ENFP
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    It's hard to describe this kid. He's going places, that's for sure. Where he's going? That's not so sure. I'd hang out with Gene any day of the year!!
  8. Ted Allen: ESTJ
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    Oh, you thought he was the creator of Chopped? Sorry to burst your bubble, but he's nothing but a mascot. Invite this guy to your potluck, though. Top notch eats every time!
  9. Mr Whipple: INTP
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    Be on your guard. Charmin isn't he only thing he likes to squeeze, if you know what I mean.
  10. Ronald McDonald: ENFP
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    Gregarious and outgoing on the job, and fun when the makeup comes off. King of the Dad Joke, but in a good way.
  11. Wendy: ISTJ
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    She never lets those pigtails down, at least not that I've seen. The Hamburgler claims to have been on a date with Wendy that didn't end well, but you can't trust that guy.
  12. Sports Mascots: Off The Charts
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    Jerks, the lot of them. Want a wedgie? Want a purple nurple? Want to experience a swirlie? Hang out with these guys