Things I am not.

  1. Emma Pillsbury.
    I mean, I lover her and all, but we're not even related.
  2. Croissant.
    I'm all about the crescent rolls, Baby!
  3. Money.
    Doughboy, yes. Dough, no.
  4. Doe. A deer. A female deer.
    This got old in middle school, frankly.
  5. D'oh!
    Suggested by @marginally_amazing