The Best Fart Joke I Have Witnessed
A spinoff of the "The Best ______ Joke I Have Ever Told," but, sadly, I did not tell this one.
- •Backstory: my family is rewatching The Office.I mean, we always are, but we're actively watching it right now.
- •Recently we saw the highly anticipated Garden Party episode.
- •The best scene in this episode is a conversation between Robert California and Dwight.Very poor quality recording of the scene here: https://youtu.be/bOzekgbcYZI It'll all be goats. 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
- •Separately, but related: my family watches Dancing with the Stars.Also, my dad and I were in band in high school. Don't worry, this'll all come together.
- •Tonight, Calving Johnson Jr. showcased his trombone-playing "ability."(it was not great)
- •My dad, li.st-famous @pili_ervin, turns to me:
- •"It'll all be farts."