A spinoff of the "The Best ______ Joke I Have Ever Told," but, sadly, I did not tell this one.
  1. Backstory: my family is rewatching The Office.
    I mean, we always are, but we're actively watching it right now.
  2. Recently we saw the highly anticipated Garden Party episode.
  3. The best scene in this episode is a conversation between Robert California and Dwight.
    Very poor quality recording of the scene here: https://youtu.be/bOzekgbcYZI It'll all be goats. 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐
  4. Separately, but related: my family watches Dancing with the Stars.
    Also, my dad and I were in band in high school. Don't worry, this'll all come together.
  5. Tonight, Calving Johnson Jr. showcased his trombone-playing "ability."
    (it was not great)
  6. My dad, li.st-famous @pili_ervin, turns to me:
  7. "It'll all be farts."
  8. Bravo.