1. The perspective that a salesperson is doing more than just trying to make a sale. For fearful customers to allow the idea that they might even mean well. That an accidentally tactless comment does not have to condemn their perceived salesmanship...
  2. Any mental disorder. Would be convenient if the amounts of time I have available to discern the right sentiment to offer in written word, with thorough mindfulness for tact, were the same as what is juxtaposed with my scatterbrain in real time.
  3. Having to wait on a line for anything. I told my wife that, one day, in the future, when I'm old, I'm going to die while waiting on line for something. (I'm glad she laughed.)
  4. Dependence on caffeine.
  5. The taste of most things fibrous.
  6. The odds of winning the lottery.