People You Dread Seeing Over Thanksgiving

  1. Creepy Uncle
    He hits on your girlfriend, hogs all the gravy.
  2. High School Ex-Girlfriend
    Still talks sh*t about you, see her every Thanksgiving Eve.
  3. Deadbeat Brother
    AKA Mom & Dad's roommate, blames Obama for dry turkey.
  4. Grandpa's New Wife
    Who's foot's in my lap under the table?!
  5. Your High School BFF
    Wanna shotgun beers at the 50-yard line?
  6. Religious Aunt
    Insists your girlfriend sleeps in a separate room, yet still asks when you'll finally have kids.