People You Dread Seeing Over Thanksgiving
- •Creepy UncleHe hits on your girlfriend, hogs all the gravy.
- •High School Ex-GirlfriendStill talks sh*t about you, see her every Thanksgiving Eve.
- •Deadbeat BrotherAKA Mom & Dad's roommate, blames Obama for dry turkey.
- •Grandpa's New WifeWho's foot's in my lap under the table?!
- •Your High School BFFWanna shotgun beers at the 50-yard line?
- •Religious AuntInsists your girlfriend sleeps in a separate room, yet still asks when you'll finally have kids.