These are some thoughts that run through my head when I Reddit.
  1. Let's see if anything big has happened today.
    I'm always a little disappointed if I see stuff from yesterday I checked on there.
  2. Has anybody famous died during the night or today?
  3. How many subreddits should I check today
  4. Hopefully nothing big is happening in r/politics today.
  5. Dammit something is happening there.
  6. Hopefully a lot of new black people Twitter posts are up today.
  7. Hopefully I got some messages(proceeds to look at mail icon)
  8. Anything weird I can randomly look up today to see if there is a subreddit for it.
  9. Should I troll someone today
  10. Should I enrage a troll by trolling today
  11. Proceed to run out of Reddit to Reddit puts phone down. I wonder what's happening today picks phone up and goes back to Reddit again. Lol