REASONS I AM NOT PERFECT FOR ONE DIRECTION ACCORDING TO THE ONE DIRECTION SONG "PERFECT"
- •I do not "like midnight driving with the windows down." Where the heck are we going at midnight? Can we at least roll the windows up to save my hair?
- •"Causing trouble up in hotel rooms" sounds like something I will be billed for.
- •If we're "going places we can't even pronounce," am I going to need to update my passport? Are we staying in a sketchy AirBNB? Did you at least Yelp some local cuisine?