THINGS I HAVE SAID WITH A STRAIGHT FACE SINCE BECOMING A "DOG PARENT"

  1. "Birthday Pawty"
  2. "Barksgiving"
  3. "Pup-up shop"
  4. "RSVPee"
  5. "Your dog is so cute! Do they have an Instagram?"
  6. "Here's my dog's card."
  7. "Chloe Kardoggian"
  8. "Pawsome"
  9. "Wag-nificent"
  10. "Dog parent"