Things I would never say until I became a parent.....

  1. Stop peeing on your brother.
  2. Don't rub the carrot on your cat then eat it.
    This was from a friend of mine .
  3. You watch good vs. evil or have hot cocoa.
  4. Let's sing scary flying shark.
    A true musical classic.
  5. Where are Ryder's parents?
    Ryder is on the classic cartoon Paw patrol.
  6. Why do you smell like a puppy?