ACTORS WHOSE JUNK I'VE SEEN, UNBIDDEN

  1. John Wayne-- Unintentional Robe Flash
  2. Clint Eastwood-- (Quite innocently) The first thing my eyes focused on one morning was his naked backside.
  3. Scott Thompson of Kids in The Hall-- I believed I was alone in the steam room until I heard an unmistakeable "fapping" noise behind me. (Note: DO NOT break out into giggles at another person's "sexy face".
  4. Narrow Escape-- Seeing Andy Dick's namesake. I managed to get out of his car before it could happen.