THINGS I'VE HAD STUCK IN VARIOUS PARTS OF MY BODY

  1. Ear-- Q-Tip
  2. Right Butt Cheek-- Broken glass from a brandy snifter
  3. Ass-- A stick (proverbial)
  4. Throat-- The right words (for example: "I'm sorry" or "No, that skirt doesn't make you look like a cocktail waitress".