REASONS I LOVE RED MEAT
With the WHO tarnishing the health rep of red meat, I thought it might be time to inventory why I love it…
- •Ben Carson thinks cows are actually where bread comes from
- •Moist. Just moist.
- •That's what muscle tastes like
- •It's chewylicious
- •That's juice, not blood
- •The Donner Party
- •What else are you gonna do with roadkill?
- •Fozzy Bear looks delicious
- •Chaps. Leather chaps.