REASONS I LOVE RED MEAT

With the WHO tarnishing the health rep of red meat, I thought it might be time to inventory why I love it…
  1. Ben Carson thinks cows are actually where bread comes from
  2. Moist. Just moist.
  3. That's what muscle tastes like
  4. It's chewylicious
  5. That's juice, not blood
  6. The Donner Party
  7. Gristle
  8. What else are you gonna do with roadkill?
  9. Fozzy Bear looks delicious
  10. Chaps. Leather chaps.