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Ever sneak a peek at a teenager’s phone? It’s like Soviet code--they’ve got abbreviations for everything, people. Here’s a guide to the acronyms you’ll see most, because we LYMI.
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    BAE
    Meaning: Before anyone else (but it's used pretty interchangeably with "babe"/"baby") As in: “Skipping out on happy hour early, gotta get home to bae.”
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    IDGAF
    Meaning: I don’t give a f*&@ As in: “You think I’m a sloppy drunk? IDGAF.”
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    BBHMM
    Meaning: Bitch better have my money (a song by Rihanna, the queen of IDGAF) As in: 'The BBHMM video is super disturbing but I can’t stop watching it.'
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It's totally acceptable to plan a vacation around a churro ice-cream sandwich... Right...
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    Churro Ice-Cream Sandwich
    Found at Churro Borough in LA
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    Concrete Frozen Custard
    Found at Ted Drewes Frozen Custard in St. Louis. (Order a caramel-apple sundae or twisted caramel)
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    Coconut Ash Ice Cream
    Found at Morgenstern's Finest Ice Cream in New York.
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    Modern Toilet Restaurant in Taipei, Taiwan
    In case the name wasn't clear enough, you not only sit on a toilet while eating, but your food is served to you in a toilet.
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    Ithaa Undersea Restaurant in Rangali Islands, Maldives
    Ok so you’ve gone snorkeling, scuba diving--hell, maybe you’ve jumped into one of those shark cage thingies. But have you dined on fine contemporary European cuisine 16 feet below sea level?
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    Kayabukiya Tavern in Utsunomiya, Japan
    Humans are boring. But you know who’s not boring? The two pet macaques who will take your order and deliver food.
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    The Bachelor or The Bachelorette
    Let's call it what it is: This is your chance to drunk-cry on national television.
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    MasterChef Junior
    If only my eight-year-old could make me a five-course dinner
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    "Extreme Home Makeover Show"
    A little vague. Potentially an off-brand Extreme Makeover: Home Edition. But if there’s any hope of Ty Pennington, we’re in.
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Perfect for your resting beach face
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    Stand on your tippy toes
    Elongate and tone up those legs
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    Shift your weight to one side
    Think of your favorite celebrity on the red carpet...
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    Lift at least one arm up
    Reach for your hat, your hair, your sunglasses... Whatever makes the most sense and looks natural
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Because... comfort, duh.
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    With a blazer, jeans, and strappy sandals.
    Bonus points for a monochromatic theme.
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    With dressy shorts and a Panama hat
    Never underestimate the powers of a solid vacation look.
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    With a printed midi skirt and wedges
    Because what's a better anchor for bold prints than a white T-shirt?
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    You and coffee have become besties for life
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    Unless it’s after 4 p.m. Then you guys are enemies.
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    You hang out with Jimmy Fallon and Stephen Colbert more than your actual friends.
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Worth-it touristy spots and locals-approved activities.
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    Visit at least one of the iconic art museums.
    The MoMA, the Metropolitan Museum of Art, the Guggenheim and the Whitney.
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    And eat at one of the iconic food institutions.
    Katz’s Delicatessen, Carnegie Deli, Delmonico’s Bar & Grill, Forlini’s or 21 Club.
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    Stand under the constellation ceiling mural at Grand Central Terminal and marvel at how quiet the place is.
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    Guh, I'm so hungover.
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    Hey, could you proofread my resume?
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    How much do you think Melissa makes?
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    Canned wine
    Why transport bottles of red in your cooler when you can pick up a six-pack of wine? It’s so much easier.
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    Get into bikini body shape (not kidding)
    Fun fact: Two glasses of red wine before bed actually helps you shed pounds. Thank you, #resveratrol.
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    Make boozy popsicles
    Popsicles were your favorite snack as a kid. Strawberry and wine popsicles are your favorite snack as a mature woman--and they’re extra yummy for the warmer weather.
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