Top Five Excuses to Use
Next time you have to ditch someone for important things (or-lets be honest-to masturbate) you can use on of these excuses and probably ruin your connection with that person.
- •Just sprint.Just keep on running. Run until you've escaped all your problems.
- •Straight up commit suicide.Just kill yourself, end all obligations.
- •Say you have a doctor's appointment.Then go into grotesque detail about what you need to see them for. They probably won't hang out with you for at least a week.
- •Say my dog ate my homework.It's relevant whenever.
- •Tell them the truth.Or tell them a lie, followed by another lie that is presented as the truth.