Your history teacher didn't teach you these crazy events in grade school!
  1. The Trojan Horse
    After the horse made its way inside, hundreds of troops fell out shouting "ITS JUST A PRANK BRO!"
  2. The British Invasion
    America was confused by this term referring to the wave of British bands in America and ended up nuking all of Northern Ireland.
  3. The Invention of the Light Bulb
    Thomas Edison had a great idea. He could steal somebody else's invention, and take all the credit! However, he was sued for having the lightbulb appear over his head.
  4. The Emu War
    No joke, this actually happened. Google it.
  5. Homo Erectus Walks
    This has been proven by a shaky, four-second clip with an offscreen voice saying "Yay, yay!" posted by Home Erectus's mom on Facebook.