Top five sex positions.

Spice things up in the bedroom/kitchen/bathroom stall/jail cell with these sexy tips!
  1. The Creamed Corn
    Ejaculate into a Fritos Scoop and have your partner eat it.
  2. The Joseph McCarthy
    Screw them on national television for a month.
  3. Doggystyle
    Sending nudes on snapchat with the dog face filter applied.
  4. The Catholic Church
    You don't wanna know...
  5. Any wrestling move ever
    You can literally choose any, just do it naked.