My Dad Book Subtitle

If a book were written about me and titled "Dad," its subtitle might be one of these.
  1. Just Ignore Dad Sometimes
  2. Things Disappear
  3. Excuse Me While I Plunge The Toilet
  4. Dad Did All The Work
  5. Let Me Just Turn Off the Lights…Again
  6. Get Out of My Chair
  7. We Ran Out of Gas for the Grill Again
  8. Why Am I Doing Your Homework