Things I Rant About (vol. 1)

  1. Republicans
  2. Motorists who fail to signal
  3. Any menu item a restaurant describes as "world famous."
  4. People who jump the queue
  5. Beer served too cold
  6. Beer served too warm
  7. Insufficient fries that disappear well before the burger
  8. Anyone who just wants to tell me about Jesus
  9. The FLEX Express
  10. The vast majority of parents