WHY ZARA (THE WOMAN) @Z RULES HARDER THAN YOU

  1. 1.
    She has a stripper pole in her bedroom and you don't.
  2. 2.
    She can read and write and does both way better than you.
  3. 3.
    She agrees that lists have more than one item.
  4. 4.
    She offered me Xanax for my flight home.