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- •Coming home and no one ate the food you've been thinking of the whole far
With the first official snowfall of winter, I thought this was more the appropriate.
- •I can't stand snowSeeing those little tiny flakey assholes on my lawn gets me ragging and most times makes me stay home the whole day and miss everything
- •Maple syrup doesn't run the countryDespite popular belief maple syrup isn't as big a part of the country as everyone thinks.
- •Poutines are bad for youThese tasty delicious mother fuckers are amazing. And have like a 50% chance of giving you a heart attack.
What I use them for
- •😤- international symbol of bitch fit on the rise
- •😘- sucking up cause I want something
- •☕️- bring me some
Because I have just so many
- •The smell of fabric softener
- •Whip cream being licked off of literally anything
- •Freshly washed sheets