🐝🐝how I Lost My 1st Grade Spelling Bee 🐝🐝

SPOILER ALERT...I should not have been chosen to represent my school.
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    Truthfully, I did not study my list of words hard enough. That's on me. But hear me out!
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    My mom made me dinner and said I was allowed to watch TV before we had to leave our house to head to the spelling bee.
    It was Salute Your Shorts. Perhaps it dumbed me down a bit? Oh, that Donkey Lips...incorrigible!
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    I was dressed in a sweater vest. I started feeling nervous because I never dressed so fancy. This must be a big deal...
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    Assuming we were heading to my elementary school, you can imagine my surprise when my mom's station wagon pulled into a San Fernando Valley college.
    No home court advantage...There were adults walking around! 19 year old adult women!
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    We walk into the theater and it is hopping in there! My mom takes out her video camera.
    I don't want to be here. This isn't fun. I'm not prepared.
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    Turns out there are spelling bees for grades 1st-8th.
    Maybe that'll buy me some time to look over my list of words...
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    Nope, 1st graders spell first.
    Farts!
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    My fellow spellers and I are invited onstage. The audience goes "Awww!"
    I'm embarrassed
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    There are only three of us! Nowhere to hide. And they are both girls.
    Girls mature earlier than boys! Unfair! And one is Asian! C'mon...I had no shot.
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    Girl who goes first (not Asian) total misspelled the word "castle"
    In all honesty, that's a shit word to get. Poor kid.
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    I'm up next. New word.
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    "Quinn, your word...is..."pony".
    Oh, I got a shot!
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    Time slows, I head to the mic...I start spelling.
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    "Pony...P-
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    -O...
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    Soooo, at this point in the word, I lock eyes with a kid the grade above me at my school. He is representing our 2nd grade class.
    He's smart. And old.
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    This fucking kid SHAKES HIS HEAD AT ME.
    Wait...I'm already wrong?! There is no "o" in the word "pony"?!
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    I panic! I decide to correct my mistake...
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    "I mean! P-N-Y. Pony!"
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    The audience groans and my heart sinks and I feel like throwing up.
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    I spelled "pony" without the "O".
    Incorrect it turns out.
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    Now, Asian girl gets the word "shell" which she just totally nails.
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    She wins. We are all ushered off the stage.
    I get a participation certificate. Humiliating.
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    I have to face my mother who hugs me and says I did a good job.
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    I try to blame the mistake on the older kid from my school...my mom nods and totally understands.
    Sweet sweet woman
  26. •
    She buys me an ice cream cone from McDonald's on the way home.
    That vanilla cone is still #1
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    When we get home, my dad and my two older brothers are waiting to hear how it went.
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    My mom's response: "Oh my god, you have to see this!!"
    I forgot my mom had her video camera! Nooooooo!
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    I cry myself to sleep that night, hearing my family laughing hysterically with "Pony...P-O...I mean, P-N-Y, Pony." playing on loop.
  30. •
    Mom's not that sweet it turns out...
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    I never spelled in public again.