Three Truths and Three Lies

  1. After getting my wisdom teeth out in college, I took a Vicodin and pooped my pants...
  2. I was the voice of Charlie Brown when I was a kid...
  3. I was born on February 29th during a leap year, so TECHNICALLY I'm not 7 yet...
  4. Wet dreams were an issue for me during puberty...
  5. I can't touch the skin of a peach without falling apart...
  6. I can speak Yiddish...