My Unimaginative First List of Things I Have to Do

  1. 1.
    Write a list.
  2. 2.
    Figure out why The List App won't work on my iPad.
  3. 3.
    Write letter of complaint to apple re: non inclusion of a vinyl record in their emojis.
  4. 4.
    Plan difficult follow up 2nd list.
  5. 5.
    Watch Twin Peaks.