1. The return of Mail Chimp!
  2. "Right after some cows walk onto the scene" Do they know what Jay's deal is?
  4. He's still active duty?!
  5. Someone's job is to stir a bucket of burning shit!
  6. So part of this was a desire to expose poor leadership and part of it was a Jason Bourne fantasy?
  7. If this were a romcom, Cathy-not-her-real-name would be the love interest of Scott-not-his-real-name.
  8. Dude "forgot" to check his compass for 2 hours and that's considered a "rookie" mistake? For a Boy Scout?
  9. "That's me, calling the Taliban"