REASONS I PROBABLY HATE YOU...

If you don't do any of these things, congratulations! You are winning at life!
  1. You never get sick of hearing your own voice
  2. You walk too slow
  3. You walk too fast
  4. You can't make a decision
  5. You over-share
  6. You never tell me anything
  7. You support the wrong team
  8. You think you know everything
  9. You're arrogant
  10. You're ignorant
  11. You eat with your mouth open
  12. You chew too loudly
  13. You talk too loudly on the phone
  14. You're selfish
  15. You're judgemental
  16. You think your opinions are facts