Freeway drivers I loathe
Everyone knows them, I just have special names for them
- •The ones that barrel past you on the right or left shoulder of the road then try to squeeze back into the lane when they reach an obstruction. #AsshatNot on my watch buddy!
- •Those that didn't spend the money for turn signals. #CheapAsshatsApparently not all models come equipped with blinkers. Seems the higher price the car, the more likely this option will be skipped
- •Drivers that think they're car is the size of a VW Bug when in fact it's a Tahoe packed with a soccer team.#FatAsshatsReally? You think you're gonna fit there???
- •Drivers doing 60 in the fast lane. #DontGoTooFastAsshatsThere's just no describing this
- •Those that are constantly changing lanes at the last minute so they can get there faster. #YoureNotDaleJrAsshatsYou're the type of driver that caused an accident in the first place!
- •Cars in the first and second lanes doing the same slow speed, blocking anybody from passing them. #CivilianPoPoAsshatsUgh!!!