HOW TO MAKE THE PERFECT USERNAME! (COMMENT YOURS!)

Making usernames can be pretty tricky. Luckily, I've come up with the perfect way to make an ideal online persona!
  1. Start with your first name
  2. Then add your social security number
  3. Don't forget your credit card number and home address!
  4. Done! Now you'll be receiving compliments left and right on your sweet new username.