My first phones in (probably?) chronological order
- •6th gradeBasically a 2-way communicator with my mom/Snake machine.
- •8th gradeUPGRADE ALERT more ergonomic keypad for enhanced snake performance. Still no friends to call.
- •9th gradeNew technology all but delivered by space aliens. Sent my first text on this (hey girl). Shocked by the absence of snake.
- •10th gradeSO AMPED got a razr you guys!!
- •10th gradeSo my fucking razr broke in half and I had to use the bottom as basically a pager for 2 months. Parents finally stepped up their shit and got me this garbage replacement.
- •12th gradeYeah you guessed it, sent my first dick pic.
- •Freshman yearPornhub