SOME OF MY FAVORITE LIES I'VE CONVINCED PEOPLE

Don't worry I told people the truth before they did anything too stupid
  1. A meningitis shot will give you gay autism
    To one of my friends
  2. Everything at Lush is edible and tastes just like it smells
    To a lady also shopping at lush
  3. If you put honey in your eyes it will make them lighter
    To a girl in my high school math class
  4. I got to be a Boy Scout because all my bothers are Boy Scouts so they felt bad for me and let me join their troop
    To a guy I was in a play with
  5. My favorite band is from the 1800s
    To a guy I went on a date with
  6. You can't tan during the winter because the ozone thickens so the sun rays don't get in. That's why it's so cold.
    That same girl in my math class