I LIVE IN BROOKLYN BUT I DON'T
- •Have a beard.I'm a lady!
- •Make my own beer.
- •Ride a fixed gear bike.There is no bike, and if there were, it sure as hell would have brakes.
- •Grow things on my roof.It's a rental, and I am barely keeping my house plants alive.
- •Know @lenadunhamI live in Greenpoint, not in an episode of Girls.
- •Live near Roberta's.
- •Go to warehouse parties.I'm not invited.
- •Know how to paint/sculpt/throw (clay?)/ride a skateboard.
- •Have any tattoos.