I LIVE IN BROOKLYN BUT I DON'T
- 1.Have a beard.I'm a lady!
- 2.Make my own beer.
- 3.Ride a fixed gear bike.There is no bike, and if there were, it sure as hell would have brakes.
- 4.Grow things on my roof.It's a rental, and I am barely keeping my house plants alive.
- 5.Know @lenadunhamI live in Greenpoint, not in an episode of Girls.
- 6.Live near Roberta's.
- 7.Go to warehouse parties.I'm not invited.
- 8.Know how to paint/sculpt/throw (clay?)/ride a skateboard.
- 9.Have any tattoos.