A Stranger in Baltimore Just Claimed I Was a Porn Star

  1. We run into my friend's former volleyball coach while out in Canton. She introduces me to him.
  2. "I've seen you here before, right?" he asks. No, this is my first time here.
  3. "Then I've seen you in videos where you may or may not have been wearing clothes?"
  4. DID HE JUST ASK IF I WAS IN PORN?!
  5. UM WHAT.
  6. He thought he recognized me so he immediately thought I was in porn.
  7. Nothing against people who do porn, I was just baffled by the logic jump from "you're familiar" to "must be porn."
  8. My friends was like, "Oh, that's just Mark."
  9. NOT COOL, MARK.