Bad Explanations From My Landlord
- •Just kick water into the porch drain to clear it so it doesn't flood your apartment when it rains!
- •Just don't plug in two appliances in your kitchen at the same time if you don't want the circuit to blow!
- •Oh, the ceiling crumbled from a leak upstairs and now your carpet is moldy? That's normal!
- •The sink is fine—it just doesn't really work? That's no problem!
- •Just twist the light bulb if it goes out!
- •The heat does in your apartment! (Six weeks later...) ...oops!
- •I can't send someone to fix that when you're not home because of your cat (we don't have a cat...)