Dear Ex-boyfriend, I Will Not Be Your Linkedin Friend
- •I woke up to an email with his name in the sender line.
- •It was just from LinkedIn though. With a picture of his dumb face.
- •"Rachel, please add me to your LinkedIn network."
- •I'm sure he just added his full contact list. But it was still a weird way to wake up.
- •The last time I saw him was a year ago last fall: The Last Time I Saw Him
- •He texted me a few months ago, after spotting me on an episode of W/Bob & David: When You Get a Random Text From an Ex
- •I refuse to respond to this LinkedIn request.
- •Also cause it's fucking LINKEDIN
- •No thank you.