Dear Ex-boyfriend, I Will Not Be Your Linkedin Friend

  1. I woke up to an email with his name in the sender line.
  2. It was just from LinkedIn though. With a picture of his dumb face.
  3. "Rachel, please add me to your LinkedIn network."
  4. I'm sure he just added his full contact list. But it was still a weird way to wake up.
  5. The last time I saw him was a year ago last fall: The Last Time I Saw Him
  6. He texted me a few months ago, after spotting me on an episode of W/Bob & David: When You Get a Random Text From an Ex
  7. I refuse to respond to this LinkedIn request.
  8. Also cause it's fucking LINKEDIN
  9. No thank you.