1. Hit snooze. Again.
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    This is terrible advice that would make me late for work.
  2. Calories only exist if you count them
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    False.
  3. Sing along with the elevator music
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    ...but elevator music is the worst...
  4. Catch snowflakes on your tongue
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    Guess no one got the memo that I live in Los Angeles?
  5. It's OK to be fabulous AND flawed!
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    Thanks for your approval, Dove.
  6. Dance with your heart
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    This seems anatomically difficult.
  7. "Like" someone in person
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    OK, this one is actually valid.
  8. Chocolate loves unconditionally
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    This is just rude.