Dove Chocolate Quotes That Are Total Bs

  1. Hit snooze. Again.
    This is terrible advice that would make me late for work.
  2. Calories only exist if you count them
    False.
  3. Sing along with the elevator music
    ...but elevator music is the worst...
  4. Catch snowflakes on your tongue
    Guess no one got the memo that I live in Los Angeles?
  5. It's OK to be fabulous AND flawed!
    Thanks for your approval, Dove.
  6. Dance with your heart
    This seems anatomically difficult.
  7. "Like" someone in person
    OK, this one is actually valid.
  8. Chocolate loves unconditionally
    This is just rude.