Former Online Dating Bios

Been out of the online dating game since I met my boyfriend but here's what I used to use.
  1. "I can tap dance. You wanna see me tap dance?"
    From Garden State 🙄 but also true so...
  2. "Proud Hufflepuff"
    The proudest. Take THAT, @fisackerly and your Huffleprejudice.
  3. "Will you teach me how to ride a bike?"
    BF said yes but still hasn't.